hello all! i'm ulysses & i like to talk and make art. this site is to do those two things AGGRESSIVELY and FREQUENTLY!!!

there's not much you need to know about me beyond what i value in media, which you can learn plenty about by browsing this site. to summarize - or perhaps prepare you - it involves a lot of grime, gore, & gays.

maybe you could browse my blog?

or peruse my various doodles?

oh! is photography more your speed?

or maybe you're here to watch a lunatic ramble about a decade old game?